Let Me Complain For A Minute

My feet are swollen.
I have a slight fever.
Breathing is difficult.
Leg cramps.
It’s hot despite AC and a fan running at the same time.
All the shows on TV suck.
My back hurts.
Bumpy potholes around the metro.
Payday is a week away.
It’s only wednesday.
People are not answering their phones.
Urgent e-mails are not being read.
I’m running out of bronzer.
People keep bumping my pregnant belly and DON’T apologize.
It’s an extremely long day.

Where can I get a chill pill? And can pregnant women take that?